Madame Marozova's Amazing Dance Oracle

Veelkom, dahlink!
You have entered the presence of Madame Marozova.

Let Madame share her inimitable wisdom gleaned from a lifetime in the footlights' merciless glare! I am ready to read the tea leaves just for you . . .

. . . zo meditate on your dance question, drain your cup of chai, and cleek zee lightning bolt. Prepare to ponder Madame's mysterious message . . .